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THE HORSE’S LANGUAGE (adapted)
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There was a country priest who bought a horse. The man who sold him the horse told the priest that he made a very good choice because the horse was raised in a religious atmosphere.

“You don’t say ‘Giddiyap’ to make him start, Reverend,” the man said. “He wouldn’t respond to that. You have to say ‘Praise the Lord.’ And don’t say ‘Whoa’ if you want him to stop. Say ‘Amen’.”

After paying, the priest mounted the horse and said, “Praise the Lord.” The horse cantered off towards his church. However, after a few miles, a mad dog darted into the road and scared the horse. It took off so fast across the open field, toward a cliff bordering a river two hundred feet below.

Frightened, the priest forgot the instructions given to him and frantically shouted “Whoa!” as he pulled the gorse’s reins, but the horse kept running. Finally, he remembered and yelled “Amen!”. The horse stopped at the very brink of the chasm.

The priest heaved a sigh of relief. Wiping his forehead, he said, “Whew! That was close. Praise the Lord!”

May 1, 2008 | 4:21 AM Comments  0 comments

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